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Endangered Orphans of Condyle Cove

Created by Certifiable Studios

A deplorable tabletop game devoid of joy, hope, or humor; which, regrettably, is also far more awesome than it has any right to be.

Latest Updates from Our Project:

DO NOT READ: BOREDOM LIES BENEATH
over 7 years ago – Mon, Sep 05, 2016 at 12:03:14 AM

Hey EO Backers! This is Rick! If Opie knew I was posting an update and actually talking to our backers, he would flip. Jesse would just cringe, but Opie would actually blow a gasket. He keeps a note above his computer that say "DON'T LET RICK TALK TO THE BACKERS", but I'm sure he doesn't mean it. 

Jesse and Opie have been friends all their lives.  I was only invited to tag along about 10 years ago, because they worked for me at my company, Eyevox Entertainment, and they had no choice.  Fast forward to today, and we are partners in this thing called Certifiable Studios.  And so far, it's been a lot of fun, but it certainly has its challenges.  The reason we work so well together, I think, is because we are all so different.  Jesse is the incredible, but humble, artist, Opie is the bigger than life dreamer, and I'm the boring realist. 

So...here I am. and let me just say WOW! You guys are amazing! The support we have gotten for this game is simply mind-blowing. Getting really close to hitting $75k for the campaign, and we only have a short 31 days to go.  For those of you that think the campaign was too long, you can blame me (as if you needed permission).  I've been in business a long time, but with this being our first KS campaign, I wanted to give us some room to adjust for some inevitable mistakes. In doing so, we've been incredibly grateful for the great advice from our backers, and ways to make this a better campaign and an even better game.  

The three of us all had different ideas what the potential of this game may be, ranging from "can we actually reach our $4,097 goal?" to "do you think we can buy an Island and make a real Condyle Cove?"  But the one thing we couldn't be more on the same page with is wanting to make sure this campaign delivers on the sadness (happiness?) we promise in a manner that you end up saying "wow, they actually did know what they were doing!"  

As we get closer to the KS valley, I would like to ask for your help. We have some exciting stretch goals in our future, but can only get there if we keep on keeping on. We will also be adding a new tier level (or two) later this week for those of you that are never satisfied (you know who you are). If you are on Facebook, please like Certifiable Studios and share with your friends. Please join our KS conversation in the comments to add some suggestions or just share some poetry. Join the Endangered Orphans conversation on BGG.  Track us on Kicktraq to help keep us in the hot list.  And if you love Jesse's art as much as I do, you can follow him on Instagram @labbejesse.  

I hope y'all (that's Mississippi talk for "you all") have stayed safe from the Boogeyman this weekend, and now I invite you to enjoy this blast from the past (10 years?) when Jesse and Opie worked at Eyevox and still liked me. Enjoy!

Cheers!

Rick 

***This message has not been Certified by the other two guys that apparently think Labor Day means Holiday. I always thought it meant you should LABOR HARDER!

UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: Hi all! Opie here. I have allowed this outreach to our backers from Rick for one reason and one reason only: Rick Moore can do whatever the hell he wants. I learned long ago that trusting Rick equated to not going bankrupt, so... very well. 

Jesse and I had no idea he would post this old video (From 2004!) But since he did... I felt we should point out that it features music and vocals from the very very amazing Mr. Josh Heath Scott of JHS Pedals (this was well before he started selling pedals to mega stars like THESE PEOPLE. Josh and his wife Alice were long time collaborators, from big projects to little silly things like this one that we never thought anyone outside work would see. 

 Check out JHS PEDALS here: https://www.jhspedals.com

THIS. JUST. HAPPENED...
over 7 years ago – Sun, Sep 04, 2016 at 05:23:07 AM

 

CAUGHT IN THE ACT!!
over 7 years ago – Sun, Sep 04, 2016 at 05:22:33 AM

You hit the stretch goal... Rick hits an all time low...

 

NEW STRETCH GOALS. UNLOCKED ADD-ONS
over 7 years ago – Fri, Sep 02, 2016 at 08:56:57 AM

If you haven't visited the Campaign page in a while, there's a lot of new to know. 

Jesse reminds everyone that a lot of things are still in artistic flux, so consider everything coming with a "final products may vary" disclaimer.

We're updating and creating all new FAQ's to help answer questions about purchasing add-ons and calculating shipping. For now, shirts shipping will cap out at $18 for four or less shirts (see shipping costs and choices on the Campaign page). 

Speaking of which, the much requested "KILLING PARENTLESS ORPHANS" rough draft game deck is up for sale. It's the full game, tokens and all, with the same mechanics... but featuring the Kickstarter EXCLUSIVE "rough draft" art and copy that was considered too over the top for the final game. 

Add it on today and shipping is ALL ON RICK! Yep... Rick's got the shipping on this collectors deck, no matter where you may send it. So might I challenge you to buy one and then see how hard you can screw with RIck by trying to get that puppy sent all over the place and driving him logistically insane!. That alone would be worth $25 bucks. 

Related note: VIDEO OF RICK MOORE'S SG ANTICS coming later today, too! 

Will he be panted? 

Will there be police cars? 

Who am I to say? 

Who are you to not find out? 

More soon! 

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
over 7 years ago – Fri, Sep 02, 2016 at 08:41:34 AM

We owe you an epic update because WOW. The attention and love you are giving the Orphans is overwhelming. 

No, really, Rick, Jesse and I are amazed, grateful, and scrambling to make everything on our end half as awesome as each of you. 

See Jesse in that video...? That's not time lapsed, people. That's how fast we are moving... 

WE OWE YOU A STRETCH GOAL UNLOCK...! As of the writing of this post, the images are still being tweaked by Jesse. I will have it up the moment it is done. Then off to the next one.

We owe you some ADD-ONS. As of the writing of this post, Rick is finalizing costs for maximum value. 

We owe you all a drink. As of the writing of this post...

(Also I am working on the walk through video. So that should be interesting)
(Also I am working on the walk through video. So that should be interesting)

 Updating the Campaign page now! More soon. 

OH... and here... anyone want one of these?