A deplorable tabletop game devoid of joy, hope, or humor; which, regrettably, is also far more awesome than it has any right to be.
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WASTING NO TIME!
We've had a great response rate on Backerkit for Endangered Orphans. A whopping 88% of you have already responded and put us in your rear view mirror! That leaves just 12% of you for the ridicule and pestering that we have been building up! If you haven't filled out your survey, please stop what you're doing and get to it. Especially if you're at work! This is definitely more important than work, right?
BIGGER BOX!
Thanks to a great demand for the Cul-De-Sac mats, we are making the box bigger to accommodate them. For those of you that bought the set, you don't have to get mad at us for not being able to store them in the box (but we are sure to provide other reasons soon). For those of you that decided not to buy the mats, it's not too late to change your mind. Or...you can always keep the extra space to preserve more Mississippi Fresh Air!
THEN THERE WERE FOUR!
We are excited to welcome new members to the Cove! Anthony Coffey is the proud father to three more orphans, and he promptly abandoned them to our care. Poor orphans.
And who better to help watch over these unfortunate souls than our very own Tall Hat that Michael Schupbach brought to life?
DON'T CON US!
A few of our backers have asked if we plan on attending any conventions next year. Absolutely! Which ones? We have no idea! What do you think? Please take this one question survey and let us know which conventions you plan to attend or think are worth while.
https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/CertifiableCon
More soon!
- Rick, Jesse & Opie
We suppose it was inevitable. We could all only pretend it didn't happen for so long, really... The time has come to admit you backed Endangered Orphans of Condyle Cove. Eventually, your luck had to run out on that little secret, right?
An email will arrive soon, and within this email will be a Backerkit Link. We have taken to calling this the "@#$%ing" link. We are told by Backerkit to express how important it is that you respond to this survey quickly. As, without your response, we can't fulfill your... get this... "reward." Bear in mind, that's what Kickstarter and Backerkit call them. Not us. Apparently, you don't even need to create a Backerkit account to fill out this survey. Just click the "@#$%ing" link. Fill out the info it @#$%ing links you to, and just like that...you're @#$%ing done. You'll be able to make some decisions about your... "rewards..." (can't write that without snickering a little... sorry... ) provide shipping info, and... Okay, again... THEY say we should mention this: you can pledge for more add-ons... if you'd... you know... like. Anyway... You do not have access to this survey link yet. It will be sent in an email. At least that's what they tell us. If you decide later that you want to edit your survey response, you can go back to your survey and change it anytime before we decide to "lock up" the survey... Or, more likely, before Rick accidentally screws the whole thing up and probably crashes half of Backerkit in the process. Which, probably, would be for the best. Right? To review your information or pledge status, you can recover your survey here: .backerkit.com. If you use your Facebook login for your Kickstarter account, the Backerkit survey will be sent to the email you used for your Facebook account. If you have another email address that you would prefer to use, please contact support at .backerkit.com/faq and someone more competent than us will help get it all worked out.
- The Certifiable Team
We've had a productive week at Certifiable Studios, and are looking forward to finalizing Endangered Orphans to send to Panda Games very soon. Jesse has completed his work on the changes needed as the game shifted shapes throughout the campaign, and it is incredible. He still has some work to do on the NSFO deck and the boosters, but we are preparing the completed files to get them print ready for Panda Games next week. We should also receive the 3-D models for the pawns and Boogeyman by next Monday. It's all coming together nicely, and we are looking forward to getting some additional feedback from the manufacturer.
We are also having fun in the the KICKST-ART-BOOK campaign learning what drives your interests as gamers. We are asking lots of questions about what you'd like to see next, and would love if you'd take this short poll to help set us on the right track!
https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/Certifiable
Thank you for being part of the Certifiable Team! Have a great weekend!
Rick
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